Monday, January 4, 2010

Don't Make Me Take off These Earrings! Monday!

From All-Winners, we once again see the worst mode of communication ever:

Granted, these guys weren't organized like the Justice Society, but this sort of thing just invites every lowlife in town to show up at your meeting with a crate of C4.

Don't mess with Miss America:

That's right: A little touch up with the foundation on the old snoot, and she's ready for anything.

Why I envy Namor:

Can you imagine how awesome it would be to just go hang out on the ocean floor whenever your woman is acting stupid? He didn't even wait for her to finish before he cleared out. Go, Namor! On behalf of men in relationships everywhere, live your life free and unfettered of inane conversations that chicks should only be having with other chicks!

Speaking of which:

I don't know what makes me more curious: That one has to wear glow-in-the-dark lipstick to qualify for prom queen, or that there was ever a such thing as glow-in-the-dark lipstick to begin with.

See you tomorrow!


Aurora Moon said...

yup, glow in the dark lipstick do exist... but they're mostly useless unless you're a raver girl who likes dancing in dark nightclubs with florescent lights or something.

Hmm, maybe not the sort of image a wholesome girl in the 50's should have... ;) but maybe that was why those girls were so popular? *smirks*

Railbus said...

The bottom kind of fell out of the 50s glow-in-the-dark lipstick market when the FDA started cracking down on radium use...

Dan said...

I'm voting for Betty Ball!