More from Adventure Comics #375, a story so stupid I couldn't cover it all in one day:
That's right! If you kill one of our buddies, you are disqualified, so watch yourselves! You don't want to get disqualified, do you?
Sure, Garth. She'll be fine. It's just a friendly contest between colleagues. No one is really taking this seriously.....
... except, apparently, for Karate Kid, who will beat the holy hell out of anyone who crosses his path.
The story ended with a whimper, so let's put the book down, shall we? And if any of the Legion's actions have left you with that burning, itching sensation...
Yup. Preparation L.
And, just in case you haven't previously been warned:
Really? Everything I think will be held against me? Even the dirty stuff?
Because that stuff with me and Selma Hayek was her idea, I swear.