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Lois might suspect I'm Superman... or that I'm wearing shoes!
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Um, you may have burned the article, Clark, but I think Lois can remember the gist of it. You know, that you're really Superman? I don't think destroying the first draft is going to solve the problem here.
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.... and, perhaps even more important, why did you take enemy property into your Fortress without scanning it for explosives or radioactive materials first?
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Am I the only one who thinks that the fact Superman has a room dedicated to a shrine of Lois in the first place is creepier than anything the mystery super-villain might have in store?
Oh, look! The mystery person we thought would be a bad guy was really our pals! Is there a tired old plot device the Superman writers wouldn't use?
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And the gift is LSH bobbleheads! Now that's a great gift! If those existed, I'd be driving Beloved crazy, displaying them all over the house.
9 comments:
I always loved it how EVERY time Clark did ANYTHING he would immediately say, "I better blah blah blah or Lois will think I'm Superman!" I better pretend to be hungry or Lois will think I'm Superman! I better pretend to be interested in that story or Lois will think I'm Superman! I better throw some water on my face to pretend to sweat on this hot day or Lois will think I'm Superman! Reminds me of a great yarn where Superman travels back in time and sees Perry White as a kid. he immediately removes his glasses and puts shoe polish on his face so that nine year old perry won't have a memory or a guy that looked like Clark Kent 60 years ago and (this is a quote) "figure out that I'm Superman who can travel through time!"
I better prematurely ejaculate or Lois will suspect I'm Superman...
If Superman really stubbed his toe, wouldn't that desk have gone flying through the nearest wall or something?
I love how pissed he looks that he has to pretend to be hurt.
I do have to give credit for the correct usage of "presently," though.
Boy, is Clark self-absorbed! Maybe, just maybe, Lois is out doing her JOB, and not really paying attention to you and your toe-stubbing!
The Robot Master? How is that a match for Superman? Or did he forget how to build an army of sycophantic robot lookalikes while he was growing up?
I find it somewhat amazing that even a fake Jimmy thinks that having two statues, three paintings, and a lock of hair of someone could be "only friendship." Because, you know, I have a lot of busts of my friends in my house.
Those are the best gifts ever!
Whenever I visit a friend, I always bring along a bust of myself as a present.
Gyuss, I WANT one!
Well, shoot. Maybe I need to get new friends!
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