Thursday, February 25, 2010

No Female will Have Blogger Thursday!

Here's a great one from sPat, with the first known documented use of the word "Blog":

Some purists may cry foul, because here the word is a name and not a reference "blogs" such as the one you are reading now. But when you consider that the man known as "Blog" is the only member of the tribe without a woman and that your average woman would rather die than marry him, you can see that in fact someone was very much ahead of their time. Nifty one, sPat!

You see, I got married long before I started a blog. Watch and learn, men. Watch and learn....

I know we're still reeling after yesterday's showcase of "The Head," but let's take one last look at the Young Allies:

Egad! Why did we obligingly all stand together in a group like this? We were just asking for something like this to happen! Dang it, fellers! We talked about this back at the clubhouse! Next time, spread out a little!

Good thing you corrected yourself, Bucky. No need to use a generic term like "rat" when you can use a perfectly good racial slur. Good catch!

I know you all don't just love it when I resort to posting ads,

but, come on!!! It's a nut ring! How am I supposed to let that slide?

I wish I were a better person..... but I'm not.

Anyway, see you tomorrow!


Anonymous said...

What a great resource!

LissBirds said...

"I wish I were a better person..... but I'm not."

Your moral decay is my joy! Wait, that didn't come out right...

Zocktastic said...

"Haha! See now how I trap you with this incredibly complicated and unwieldy device that requires my foes stand in a tight cluster just as you do this very moment instead of using a more traditional firearm to simply kill you! Haha!"

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

Allergy said...

If you use that nut ring properly, you don't have to worry about "letting it slide"!

Eh? Ehhhhhh?