Monday, October 22, 2007

Reality Television, Aquaman-Style

Sure, Mercy Reef was an awesome pilot that didn't get picked up, but you can still get your Aquaman television fix with:

Yes, A Day in the Life of Aquaman. Welcome to the ranks of the media whore, oh King of Atlantis!

Hmmmmm.... no, telling me you use a clam shell only tells me how you shave, not who shaves you. I'd insist that you answer the question that was asked, but I'm afraid we're going to get into some intimate hygiene rituals I'm just not ready to see.

Yes, screw PETA! My subjugated creatures exist solely for my amusement! Dance, puppets! Dance! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!


De said...

Good to know the US Coast Guard doesn't have better things to do than deliver Aquaman's mail. No wonder we lost the war on drugs.

Nate said...

Doesn't it seem odd to deliver paper based mail to a guy that lives in the water?

"Here's your letter, Aquaman"

"Aw crap, you didn't dry off your hands again before you tried to open it."

Will said...

Just what the hell is wrong with Aquaman's face in the second panel? Does shaving with a clam shell make your eyes all crazily askew?

Chance said...

His band must sound like complete crap.