Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Greatest Find Ever

Prepare to drop your jaw and salivate. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....


Yeah, Artie. Everyone is totally interested in you and everything you do. You're sooooooo popular! *snort*

I don't think people would be interested in Aquaman if he was sodomizing a hermit crab.

Well, Clark, don't worry. Those feelings are totally natural. You see, there comes a time in every boy's life when he starts to notice girls and begins growing hair where you would normally think hair has no business growing....

I can never read the phrase "I've had worse blows than that" without giggling.

Not funny, but here's a bonus in-house ad I saw for the very first issue of Showcase. The companies always claim that the new book they're launching will usher in a new era, but this one actually did!


Michael Jones said...

What exactly is THE SEAMAN swimming in?

Adam Barnett said...

It *does* look like some very white "water" he's swimming in, doesn't it? I especially enjoy the shape of his headgear.... it's like they knew I'd be making a joke about it 50 years later and left me that little buried treasure for me to find!

SallyP said...

I can't even come up with anything witty or snarky, because I'm too busy sniggering to myself.

Gosh, these scans are just filthy!

Anonymous said...

School for Smoke-Eaters !!? Brilliant title! But what's it all about ? The mind truly boggles... Anyone read it that can clue me in?

FoldedSoup said...

Seeing the first appearance of The Seaman did, in fact, grip me with a strange feeling and briefly put me into a queer trance.

I'm better now.