Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Light a Match!

Taking a look at America's Best Comics #5. I referenced before how odd it is that Pyroman's powers don't have anything to do with fire, and it appears that the writers, on at least some level, agreed with me.

See?  It's like they're saying, "It's too late to turn back now, but we'll have him fight a fire guy."

That was a product of the evil Dr. Fosfer, not to be confused with DC's Dr. Phosphorous, the Golden Age Starman villain (who... SPOILER ALERT!... eventually killed the Golden Age Starman).  Dr. Fosfer figured out a way to animate fire things... which you kind of feel obliged to do if your name is "Fosfer." 

FRANZ!  No more Taco Bell for you before these meetings!

Check out this little known fact about the Black Terror:

See?  If you hit him hard enough, it will apparently knock out both the Terror and his sidekick, Tim.  I don't know if they had some sort of "Corsican Brothers" relationship or what, but the evidence is clear.

Hey!  Let's finish with some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!)

That's what HE said!

Thank you, thank you!

See you tomorrow!

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