Thursday, February 19, 2009

Super-Jokes I'm Not Proud Of Thursday!

Such a busy boy today! But you know what there's always time for? The Superman story from World's Finest v1 #28!:

Really, Biff! When a boy has a doll, it's called an "action figure!" Just like when I watch a cartoon, I'm really watching an "animated feature!" These things matter!

You know what Metropolis could use? A good security guard:

Wow, he went right down, and no one laid a glove on him! I think someone needs to reconsider their career choice.


Okay... concentrating on friction while my entire body is covered by a giant replica of my own hand.

I have so many snarky comments, my brain has overloaded. This is the panel I predict other blogs are most likely to poach today.

Hey! It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue!(tm!)

I don't know. My life ray can still move around no matter how stiff it gets.

Thank you, thank you! And my apologies! I'll be here all week!

See you tomorrow!