Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Not Since the Last Time

I've never felt so useless....

at least, not since the last issue

and the issue before that

and before that

and before that..... wait, was I at my mother's? No? Okay, then that time, too.

And before that

and before that

Okay, already!

Reed, come up with the strategy
Ben, punch him around
Johnny, distract him

If we do all that, Sue, can you maybe sneak up on him and stick the doo-dad on him?

Couldya? Wouldya?

Finally! It's like that last scene in Rudy where Nortre Dame was so far ahead, they let the guy play because he couldn't possibly screw things up at that point. Sue's/Rudy's one tackle is supposed to shut me up. I'll bet it doesn't.


SallyP said...

Wow! Poor helpless Sue actually did something! Why did they even bother to bring her along most of the time? Shoudn't she have stayed home cleaning and making them delicious treats?

John said...

Wow, indeed! Your Fantastic Four posts are out of this world! As Stan Lee would say, "Excelsior!"