Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Happy Holidays from Titano!

This is one of the most awesome out-of-context panels ever. I feel like I should be calling Adult Protective Services for Ma and Pa Kent.

Boy, I hope no one robs this armored car!

Don't worry, Dad! This armored car hasn't been robbed yet!

Can anyone guess what happened next? eeesh.

Nothing says "God Bless Us Every One" like a giant gorilla who shoots kryptonite rays out of his eyes while squishing Lois Lane.


Dave said...

Did Clark bother to think how Ma and Pa are going to land? "Here, I'll hurl your car with enough force to get you to your destination, but you're on your own once you impact. Toodles, folks!"

"Learning how to use his super powers," indeed.

Dave said...

And I just noticed Martha's arm as she struggles desperately to get out of the car before the inevitable "Red Highways" conclusion.

Michael Jones said...

From the look of those $money$ $bags$, they're going to be robbed by the Beagle Boys!

SallyP said...

I guess the moral of the story is...don't piss off Superboy when there aren't any witnesses around.

De said...

Did banks ever use money bags like that?

Scott said...

Some napkin calculations on Superboy's throw would seem to indicate that his parents accellerated from 0 to 2000 miles per hour in about six feet of throwing motion -- or about 1500 gees which I'm sure would be able to pulverize tissue and bone. Thanks, son!

Welcome back, Adam. Great to see you and beloved over the holidays. Kids still love their gifts.

Anonymous said...

did anyone else notice that Titano began as a Chimp and just evolved into a gorilla over the course of his first few appearances?

Anonymous said...

I think he's hurling his parents into space.