Know what I just finished reading? Shut Up and Give Me the Mic by Dee Snider of "Twisted Sister" infamy. I was never much of a fan, but the book is actually a great account of a world-famous rock star who would be destitute two years after his biggest successes.
And although Snider swears up and down he wasn't much for the drinking or the drugging, I thought it would be a good time to devote an entire day (courtesy of All-Flash Quarterly #4) to Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!) ... Recreational Pharmaceuticals Edition!:
And before you even ask... he wasn't.
Peer pressure is a terrible thing. Just say NO, Jay!
That's right, kids! Just run away from creepy old people and their pills and whatnot!
Yeah, that's a little out of place in the story, but I like the sound effects! YEE-EEE! EEEEEEEEHHHH! YOOOOOOWWWW!
Careful, Jay... that's how it starts!
Daddy does like his pills. I kind of admire his passion.
And now the daughter is on board. Did we learn nothing from this?:
The classics never die.
See you tomorrow!
Pills that let you travel through time? That's almost as silly as a serum that turns you into a super soldier....err cigarettes that recharge you...err, chemicals and lightning that give you super speed....uhm, mushrooms that make you giant? "particles" that make you shrink....., I give up.
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