Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Character Hall of Fame - Wooden-Head Jones

Dear DC,

If you bring back Wooden-Head Jones, I will buy five copies of every issue.

That includes slipcase editions, coffee-table sized ultimate collections, and restored classic variants.

I will buy additional copies to give as gifts to friends, family, and co-workers.

I will buy every piece of merchandising you come up with, and I will emotionally blackmail my wife into nicknaming me "Wooden-Head" just to subliminally promote the character.

Further, I will have "Can't Get Me Enough Wooden-Head" tattooed onto my forehead.




Will said...

Chickens on stilts? No way! What if Wooden-Head turned evil? With that kind of creativity, he'd easily become a super villain whose schemes would stymie the entire Justice League, just like he's totally blown Super Boy's mind here.

DC could never allow this.

Although to be fair, he seems to have blown SB's mind just by walking into the room. "Ohmygosh! I never thought that by opening a bank, students would come in and attempt to conduct transactions!!!"

FoldedSoup said...

Add this to your letter:

"P.S. If you really want to go for broke and have every comic blogger's head explode with unbridled glee, feel free to team up Ol' Woody with Alan Moore's Jack B. Quick.

I'm a little light-headed myself just thinking about the sheer awesomeness of that pairing."

Sometimes I have very good ideas.

SallyP said...

Does this mean that Wooden Head, actually grew up to become Stilt Man?

Anonymous said...

Only...with chickens!