Friday, July 13, 2007
Aquaman, Champion of a Greener World
I always thought Aquaman was supposed to be some kind of environmentalist, but as we see here, he doesn't think twice about polluting the ocean with unknown chemicals.
Um... seriously Aquaman, maybe we ought to have a HazMat unit check out those chemicals. They could be toxic...
Nah, they'll wash right off in the salt water. If they don't come out, I'll treat the stains with soap made from the brains of baby seals. No worries!
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Perhaps Captain Planet will intervene. (Oh God... that's where Aquaman got the idea for his mullet, isn't it?)
I just figured he'd have a whale come over and lick him or something.
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