In Which We All Learn what Aquagenic Urticaria Is

Time to take a lookity-loo at Master Comics #68!

Well, with a cover like that, you know the CMJ story will have something in it, but first....

True that.  It never hurts to be reminded that we shouldn't be a chump.

Oh, wow... this is still a thing:

Hmmmm.... you know, I'm actually grooving on that purse.  Check it out:

I tried to find a photo of it, but no luck.  I would not only buy Beloved that purse, I would insist she carry it with here whenever she went anywhere with me.

Meanwhile, let's check in with Bulletman and Bulletgirl:

I'm starting to wonder if Bulletman doesn't have an inner ear problem or something.

Wow.  So the Bullets' biggest weakness is people who stop suddenly.  It's never what you think, and it's always more simple than you'd expect.

Enough of that.  Show me CMJ fighting a gorilla like the cover promised:

Yeah!

He was blinded with water?   He must suffer from aquagenic urticaria.  That's really a hardship.

And then this happened:

Hmmmm... that took quite a turn.  Then again, the guy suffered from aquagenic urticaria so he wasn't the luckiest person.  He probably shouldn't have tempted fate.

Hey, let's check in with Jim and Sis!

Well, that was a hard truth Tom laid on Jim, but that's what friends do.   Jim and Sis may not get invited to proms and parties, but he can count on Tom to give him the straight poop and Jim can take comfort in that.  That, and the fact that all the other kids in town are such superficial douchebags that they won't invite kids who have dermatological issues to social events.

See you soon!