All I can say is, folks that gripe about Heroes are generally too young to remember when the action highlight of the television week was The A-Team. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Friend Kyle! Back in the day, a show half as good as the worst episode of Heroes would have blown our ever-lovin' minds. Spoiled kids, what with your Ipods and fancy coffee beverages!
Peer pressure, courtesy of Avengers v1 #32:
Hawkeye's an Avenger, Jan! He does what we do!
Ten minutes later, Cap introduced Hawkeye to meth.
Heh. Not really, but wouldn't that have been hilarious?
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From All-Star Comics #31:
I don't normally post every use of the word "queer" in Golden Age comics, because it was used a lot. But a guy who makes queer toys? Come on, you wanted to see it! Don't act like you didn't. Especially with the gestures that guy is making? That's gold. Gold, I tells ya!
And you know what we just can't get enough of? Fun with Out of Context Dialogue!(tm)
Oooooooo..... just what no guy wants to hear.
See you tomorrow!
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Based on some of Hawkeye's later appearances, it wouldn't surprise me if did partake in a little meth here and there.
Hawkeye did spend a lot of time at carnivals, didn't he ?
(Sigh.) I've never seen Heroes. Every series I fall in love with gets canceled ten minutes later. I'm doing you a favor. At least when I discovered the Legion cartoon, it was already axed. One less thing for me to feel guilty about.
I never liked Buffy. It ran for almost a decade, right ? I rest my case.
-- cleome45
But...but I LOVED the A-Team! They somehow managed to jump a jeep in every episode! When was the last time a jeep jumped over something in Heros? Huh huh?
I rest my case.
Willie Wonder, toymaker?
Uh, I wonder if he's the inspiration for Willie Wonka, the amazing chocolatier.
*Willie Wonder flashes near me*
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