He's Batman!
He's scary! Woooooooooooooo!
And he'll smack you good!
And he just might throw you out a window!
And then he'll.... um, waitasec:
um, Batman.... you can't coerce a confession out of someone that way.
I realize he's signing it, but that is totally inadmissible as evidence. Wasn't Bruce studying to be a police officer at one point in his life? I think he may have missed a class or two on Criminal Procedure. Although I can think of a couple of jurisdictions where this sort of thing might totally fly.
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It would be admissible. The rules surrounding the gathering of evidence only apply to the police.
Admissible in the counter-suit the guy brings against the Batman. That explains the secret identity thing; gotta protect the Wayne fortune from soreheads who can't take a joke.
I could totally quash it, Richard. Any coerced confession isn't worth the paper upon which it's printed. When Bats is cross-examined by me as to how he came about the document which he was authenticating, it's outta here! ;-)
So let me get this straight. I guy signs his confession and then offers fruit to Batman? I'm confused.
But then again, the Watchmen trailer looked pretty good, and we all know how that turned out!
Better than the comic book?
When's Morrison going to bring back "Frenchy?"
Hey, that was totally cool in the Pre-Miranda days.
Stupid Miranda.
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