I realize that many of my readers aren't hardcore comic geeks, so you may feel a little cheated out of Batman's very first appearance ever in Detective Comics #27. But since most of us nerds have read it a thousand times already, I thought I'd compromise and show a rarely-seen clip from Batman's second appearance ever, from Detective Comics #28:
He's scary! Woooooooooooooo!
And he'll smack you good!
And he just might throw you out a window!
And then he'll.... um, waitasec:
um, Batman.... you can't coerce a confession out of someone that way.
I realize he's signing it, but that is totally inadmissible as evidence. Wasn't Bruce studying to be a police officer at one point in his life? I think he may have missed a class or two on Criminal Procedure. Although I can think of a couple of jurisdictions where this sort of thing might totally fly.
See you tomorrow!