From Avengers v1 #18
This is the second time I found mail-order shoes this week! It's mail-order shoes madness!
From Avengers v1 #19. Be ye warned:
Quicksilver touches what he pleases. Share not a sauna with Quicksilver.
Yeah, that record would cause quite a riot with those kick-ass songs like "Volare" and "My Girl." That wild rock n'roll makes the kids crazy, CRAZY I tells ya! Just check out those teenage hooligans in the lower left corner. Next thing you know, they'll be catching the scene and digging each other's styles!
From Avengers v1. #20:
Yeah, my real worry is that you're pointing right at my schlong. Stop it.
How to turn a boy into a man:
Responsible gunplay. Preferably involving squirrels.