Hey Hey! Christian Bale was in Bartlesville, Oklahoma yesterday! Batman himself was in the town where I grew up! Bartlesville is about 50 miles North of where I live now, and it's odd that I live so close to the town I grew up, yet never have reason to go. I was last there for a day on a work-related thing about 8 years ago, and couldn't find the high school from whence I graduated. Hope they don't ask for my diploma back!
Hope you went to Murphy's Steak House, Christian! Get a hot hamburger with extra gravy!
Enough of that. It's time for All-Star Comics #29!
The Justice Society fights Landor, "The Man Who Knew Too Much!"
.... except, apparently, where he left his trousers.
The Flash is singing again? He must get bored fighting crime and have the need to amuse himself. Anyone recognize this song? It sounds kinda dirty.
Dr. Mid-Nite fighting apes and elephants??? No, Dr. Mid-Nite - I'm the one who's dreaming! How awesome is that?
That will mean suffering for millions! Not to mention... is that elephant dung on my boot?
Clean up your boots later, Doc! It's time to fight a gorilla!
Now, that.... is one poorly-drawn gorilla.
Hmmmmmm... this is the kind of thing where, if you're going to say it out loud, you really don't want to skimp on the details. What do you need, Doc? A lozenge? Preparation H? Herpes cream? Do you really want me filling in my own blanks here?
Finally, the JSA has had enough and decides to solve the problem in Golden Age style:
They gang up on a disarmed foe and beat the snot out of him.
Landor decides he's had enough and goes back to his own time:
See? He's from the future. You know this, because for some reason, the people who are living in that time also refer to it as "the future." Why they do that is clearly too sophisticated for your primitive 21st Century brain to comprehend.
Now is the time in which we dance!
See you tomorrow!