The creepy thing is.... it ain't all that much out of context.
That's a lot of promises there, Captain Meathead. The big question is: To whom will I be more attractive? Attractiveness is highly subjective, which is the beauty of the system: While one person may not find you so hot, the next person will think you're just dishy.
In any respect, I'm not interested in making other guys feel bad about themselves. Good to know what your motivation is..... you jackass.
Set up the problem on the scales of two linear potentiometers and find the answer by listening for the null point on the third potentiometer!
Wow, does that sound like the least fun thing to do, ever. I don't understand a word of what they're saying, but I sure am glad my parents didn't see this ad. I'd get it for Christmas even though I didn't ask for it, and then they'd yell at me for letting it sit in the box while I played Mattel Electronic Football.
Yeah, I'm sure that a speaker would give me a good-natured grin if I whipped this thing out. The sad thing is, I'd believe it as a child. This would explain my many trips to the vice-principal's office.
From Avengers v1 #24: