You say you live in a country where people have been electing their Commander-in-Chief based solely on rumors circulated via e-mail chain letters, stance on abortion and/or position on gay marriage? Sounds like your kids need to prepare for their future as frontline infantry!
From All-Star Comics #20:
Never too early to start training kids to be soldiers, is it? Especially these days!
I like how Thom is both "trim" and "husky." As a child who had to buy "husky" clothes, I can tell you that "trim" never entered the picture.
And poor Bill.... he's gonna be whipped by chicks his whole life. Unless he wins the race and then bitch-slaps her. Yeah, that would work.
Oh, no! It's All-Star Comics #21, and an aging criminal has taken poison!
What to do, what to do? I know! Let's go back in time and undo his bad deeds so he doesn't have self-esteem issues or gets into Heaven or something. I don't know, it's just something to do!
.... or, I suppose we could save everyone a lot of work and just go back into time long enough to keep him from drinking the poison in the first place.
I'm overthinking it again, aren't I? Cue the dancing girl!
For the .05% of my readership that doesn't have a dirty mind, being someone's "pony boy" means something quite different today than (I presume) it did back then. Then again, I don't really know what else it could have meant. Google it when you aren't at work, kids! We run a clean shop here!
See you Monday!