Strongman, Scourge of the Underworld... No, Not THAT Scourge!

Well, now I understand.

You see, I had read Strongman's exploits out of order and I clearly didn't understand just how plausible his origin is.

But now that I've read Crash Comics #1, I have seen the proverbial light.

You see, he's been able to do all those leaps over buildings and surviving explosions and whatnot (while being the world's most perfect man, I might add), through yoga.

But it ain't just any yoga....

... it's secret yoga.  

Now I get it!  Here I thought he was just doing all that stretching and chanting and whatnot, but he was doing something that's a secret.

Eeesh.

Moving on....

Suddenly! (tm!)

Here's an unusual job perk:

I don't recall anyone ever promising me that I wouldn't be molested at work, and to be honest, I never thought to negotiate that into my terms of employment.  I appear to have dodged some sort of figurative bullet thus far.

See you tomorrow!