Well, now I understand.
You see, I had read Strongman's exploits out of order and I clearly didn't understand just how plausible his origin is.
But now that I've read Crash Comics #1, I have seen the proverbial light.
You see, he's been able to do all those leaps over buildings and surviving explosions and whatnot (while being the world's most perfect man, I might add), through yoga.
But it ain't just any yoga....
... it's secret yoga.
Now I get it! Here I thought he was just doing all that stretching and chanting and whatnot, but he was doing something that's a secret.
Here's an unusual job perk:
I don't recall anyone ever promising me that I wouldn't be molested at work, and to be honest, I never thought to negotiate that into my terms of employment. I appear to have dodged some sort of figurative bullet thus far.
See you tomorrow!