Behold, the least efficient mode of communication since Green Arrow's "Arrow Flare": The Flickering Lamp!
Everyone from the President, to the Pentagon, to the freaking police chief of Smallville, Kansas? I'm not saying the guy doesn't do an important job, but I'd sure have a seperate ringtone for the police chief of Smallville, Kansas.
Just because I might be in the tub, and I'd be a little less inclined to hop out if instead of the President, it was actually.... oh, I don't know, the police chief of Smallville, Kansas.
And, frankly, that's not the most reliable signal ever. It could mean anything from the end of the world to a light bulb that's about to go out. Is that the best method Kryptonian science could bequeath upon Clark?
Well, "toot toot," Lightning Lad!
I'm not sure where this is going, but Joe needs to back out of the room and try to forget he ever saw anything.
Yay! Fudge Judge!