I was giving Night Girl, Polar Boy and Plant Lad grief about their awful costumes yesterday, but this one deserves it's own post. Check out Fire Lad's origin:
What an amazing coincidence that I was given fire-related powers! Good thing I was already wearing a fire-themed costume!
And now, I give you the downward spiral of Clark Kent:
Yeah, my boy Clark is one bump on the head away from being a ward of the State.
Um.... I'm standing right here, Pa!
Did I tell you to quit sackin', boy?
Lana Lang: Whore.
Desperate for acceptance, Clark joins the Skinheads. But even they don't bother to learn his real name....
(yes, I know.... Clark was using a different secret ID at the time.... I was more amazed that a fraternity had a "crew cut" requirement.... no wonder I never joined anything.....)