Back by popular demand! More Fudge Judge!
Previously, he was an actual judge. Now he's a cowboy? See what's happening here? It's the secret origin of the Village People!
Need more? Well, check it out:
A cop who Clark likes so much that he pulls a boner? All we need is the guy with the big moustache, and we've got ourselves a band!
No matter how certain I was of my invulnerability, I would never test it with a buzz saw to my groin.