I notice when I make these kinds of jokes, my number of comments goes way down while my actual site traffic goes way up.
Ah, I remember when I was younger and my rod could shatter glass....
Best just wait until Pa finishes, Clark.
Character Hall of Fame: Fudge Judge. When that term becomes commonplace in the next few years (along with "frock" and "sockamagee"), remember that you heard it here first.