Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Always Dissing the Fat Guy Wednesday!
Once again, when Brainiac 5 is telling you to step off, you've got to re-examine your social standing. Why is Brainy the guy always telling people they can't come along, anyway?
In any sense, I doubt the radio is so complicated it takes two people to answer it. If you don't want to have me along, at least make up a better excuse than that.
Ah-HA! You thought I was paranoid, didn't you? So, Bouncing Boy is handy to have at parties, but it pretty much ends there. Because, as we all know, fat people have nothing but comic relief to contribute to the world, ever.
He has to save you, Lana? Really? He has to? I think that's a pretty strong term...
Just once I'd like to see Clark say, "Well, she got herself into this mess, and it's not like it's my job to save her or anything..."
I'm not a veterinarian, but I don't think it's making earthquakes. Check out the expression on its face. When my dogs have that expression, I keep 'em away from my leg, if you know what I mean....