I'm not saying I could do any better, but look at this:
Am I the only one thinking this?:
Was I? Sorry. It just reminded me of that.
"I'm sorry, Miss Saturn Girl, but them pork chops was awful dry. I brought you a new can of space salmon!"
Yeah! Girls just get in the way when it comes to real danger! Preach on, Brainy!
Seriously, people. Have you noticed that Brainiac 5's main function is to tell people they're being left out?
Guys, the next time you're busted picking up a streetwalker, tell them you were just asking her for a Tootsie Roll and show him this ad! It won't get you off the hook, but it never hurts to have a funny story to tell the Judge....