Although it would be years before Oliver actually confirmed the root of the problem, he became suspicious when Roy started forgetting to wear pants....
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Waitasec.... if the legend of Robin Hood isn't true, then he didn't shoot that arrow. So.... why is it valuable?
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A great ad for exploiting children....
"Kids will do anything for a Baby Ruth?" Who are they marketing to here? I was going to make a "remember, kids, strangers have the best candy" joke but it seems like that might be in poor taste. That's just a really weird selling point.
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Oh Ollie. Your crimes against Roy really are numberless.
The guy on the end isn't wearing a shirt. Maybe its strip target shooting.
I have this very valuable arrow from the 10th C. Please replace the goose feathers which have rotted off, and the shaft has split, so replace that, and the arrow head is rusted so I need a new one of them too.
All this time, I thought BTO referred to Bachman Turner Overdrive! Who knew Big Time Operator meant sweat-shop time for the kiddies.
Always educational, CMNS, thanks for your insight.
btw, I think allowing Allergy to whittle towards his crotch would be a grand way of eliminating his gene pool.
Hey, hey, now.
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