Okay, here's how I see the editorial meeting going for this issue:
Sure, we could do another cover showing the Invaders beating the crap out of the Axis powers, but you know what America really needs? A picture of Cap and the Torches fighting aliens in the Antarctic!
Oh, the Golden Age... you always give me the goods.
I know we've talked about how badass Bucky was, but check out Toro:
That kid has been in the sh!t way too long to be emotionally healthy.
Hey! It's Jap Buster Johnson!
War comics had a surprising lack of profanity, considering the situation. But that didn't slow down Jap Buster Johnson! Know why? Because he's Jap Buster F'n Johnson!
It's another inappropriate ad!
Be a keen teen? I don't know what you're implying, but no thanks. However, I do appreciate any magazine that was offering "vocational guidance," although it was probably something to the tune of "learn shorthand, so you can enjoy a long, dead-end career as a secretary for some stressed-out dillhole."
See you Monday!