From Avengers v1 #255:
I am the Black Knight, and I remain inappropriately stiff when everyone else is clearly trying to relax! As a result, I am often not invited to social functions....
From World's Finest #69:
Wow. I get to watch Superman do math? Such a magical thing comics are...
And since superhero comics became so crummy, this paved the way for war and western comics. Let this be a lesson to all of us:
I really don't understand why Hopalong Cassidy was a film star. Frankly, he looks a little doughy and long in the tooth to be a tough guy. I imagine he became a Hollywood cowboy because the real cowboys made him muck the stalls.
See you tomorrow!