Why drop serious coin on an unwieldy set of encyclopedias when you have World's Finest #51?
Great job, Superman!..... except that ain't no poodle.
You shall respect the meteorological powers of Lois Lane's foot problems!
Wow, Lois. I don't know when you've been more attractive. Sure you don't a yeast infection story you could throw in there as well?
You know what we haven't had in a long time? Fun with Out of Context Dialogue!(tm!):
A little fun fact for the kids!
There's a little something for Timmy to take in right before bed! Sleep tight, Timmy!
See you tomorrow!