What do you mean they cancelled My Name is Earl? Oh, SNAYAP!
Sorry... I'll really miss that one. I'll miss Reaper as well, which was the 2007 CMNS Best New Show of the Year that you all apparently refused to watch.
But I can't stay mad at you! I love you!
You know, I appreciate a girl who can kick ass and handle a gun, but seeing a girl do it poorly has the opposite effect on me. They don't show you this, but in the next panel the guy pulls the lasso off of him, turns the Gatling gun around and riddles Dale with slugs as she floats gently to Earth.
I don't know that for sure, but wouldn't it be awesome? Remember how they killed the title character in the 90's run of Starman in the first few pages of the first issue and how bitchin' that was? Multiply it by 10.
Say what you will about Toro, the boy made sense. How upset can you be when they replace anything with a girlie show? Remember, the Torch was an android, so it stands to reason that he didn't get it. But Toro? He knew progress when he saw it.
I. Must. Have. One.
Dear, Whoever invented the glow-in-the-dark necktie,
Be my valentine.
See you tomorrow!