Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Headline News Wednesday!

Dear Ones, I'm afraid this will be the last post for the week. I'll be out of town for the annual training needed to keep the license active. We'll be back on Monday.

Meanwhile, amuse yourself with some great headlines from our friend Robert Gillis!

And don't worry that we'll ever run out of headlines, because apparently they're going to keep using newspapers even in the 30th Century. What happened to the Internet between the 20th and 30th Century, or am I overthinking it?


The "Joker's Boner" story gets a lot of airplay, but this one stands out... I hate it when I get stung by my boner.

You know, Batman probably shouldn't make a big media circus over how he's constantly suspected of being Bruce Wayne. Someone may start connecting the dots here....

Women have really come a long way. Back in my day, you'd write this sort of thing on a men's room wall, but Batman really went the extra mile for old Babs.

I'll miss you guys! See you Monday!


De said...

Ask your doctor if Valtrex is right for you.

SallyP said...

Batgirl really shouldn't be wanting this sort of publicity, but I guess when you're a second banana, ANY publicity looks good.

Zocktastic said...

We'll miss you too, Adam! Good luck with the training.

Allergy said...

Those aren't newspapers in the future! Those are, um, giant e-reader... uh... screens. With wireless internet so they can, uh, download newspapers.

Based on the third panel, they also seem to be edible.

Have a good training!

Sea-of-Green said...

Have fun, Adam!

Josh said...

Was Valtrex in the Legion of Substitute Heroes? I don't get the above comment's referent.

Adam DW said...

Wow, the first ever "BONER" crime. That's history. Filthy, perverted history.

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Zocktastic said...

I know it's generally bad form to post a comment on a particularly old blog entry, especially one old enough to be posted on by our mysterious, Chinese-speaking spammer.

But while reading this one I noticed that the fellow about to nom his edible e-newspaper in the second scan bares an uncanny resemblance to the Soldier from Team Fortress 2. I imagine he's shouting "UNLESS IT'S A FAAAARM!!" at that picture of Batman.

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