Captain America is back from the dead. What a surprise (yaaaaaaawn). Say it with me: "Dead should mean dead in comics."
Check out some early Cap from All-Select Comics #6:
Is it just me, or does this gangly Captain America look like the "Keep on Truckin'" guy?
For comparison's sake:
Don't act like you don't see it.
And while I'm asking questions:
Why do gas attacks always work against androids in the Marvel Universe? Try that nonsense on the Red Tornado over in the Justice League and you might slow him down while he laughs at you. But the Torch and the Vision? Keel over like startled hamsters at the first sign of anything that offends their android nostrils.
That's right: Android nostrils. Where else are you going to see terms like that? You're welcome.
I've always thought it a little weird that the Torch had his sidekick running around in nothing but swimming trunks like some kind of cabana boy. This is not making me feel any better.
But one thing you don't want to do to the Golden Age Torch:
is piss him off. He will apparently eff you up royally, and laugh while he does it. Class dismissed!
See you tomorrow!