Burn Notice starts up again on USA this Thursday at 9/8 p.m. You have been so advised.
This is why I preferred the Falcon over Captain America. The Falcon tells it like it is, while Cap has get all "Drama Queen" about it. How does wrecking a single cable car destroy a whole city? It doesn't, of course. Cap needs to take a chillaxative. That's right.... I'm over 40, and I said "chillaxative."
Notice that, before bursting into the chorus of "I am Woman," Ms. Marvel qualified the statement. Who are the Wasp's male counterparts, anyway? I mean, Yellowjacket? That's probably true, because they both usually get swatted or caught in a jar in about the first 10 seconds of any given battle. But that doesn't mean she's not useless. It just means that Yellowjacket is about as useless as she is. Which is, in Wonder Man's defense, pretty dang useless.
Character Hall of Fame time!:
Badass and tragically underused, I give you the Taskmaster. Having photokinetic reflexes and able to duplicate any feat he sees (except stuff no normal human being can do, like flying), he's awesomely difficult to beat and gets tougher all the time. Relegated to training minions most of the time, the Taskmaster only gets trotted out every so often, but he's always a handful and has a bitchin' "hooded skull" thing going on there. Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Taskmaster!
See you tomorrow!