If you listen very carefully, you can almost hear the sounds of World's Finest v1 #35!:
In retrospect, Superman wondered why he ever thought a normal Trojan would be an effective contraceptive device for him...
You know what every 10 year-old boy needed 50 years ago? This:
I don't see any potential for disaster here, do you?
It shoots BB's, hard pellets and darts! That'll teach your little sister to stay out of your room!
Say, those snaps are yearbook stuff!
And this pot roast is totally home ec material! Or something! If that was the kind of standards we had back then, we are really too hard on ourselves these days.
See you tomorrow!