Thursday, March 12, 2009

Super Paternity Lawsuit Thursday!

If you listen very carefully, you can almost hear the sounds of World's Finest v1 #35!:

In retrospect, Superman wondered why he ever thought a normal Trojan would be an effective contraceptive device for him...

You know what every 10 year-old boy needed 50 years ago? This:

I don't see any potential for disaster here, do you?

It shoots BB's, hard pellets and darts! That'll teach your little sister to stay out of your room!

Say, those snaps are yearbook stuff!

And this pot roast is totally home ec material! Or something! If that was the kind of standards we had back then, we are really too hard on ourselves these days.

See you tomorrow!


Anonymous said...

Given this is the same era as the legendary Red Ryder BB gun immortalized in "A Christmas Story," how surprising is it that kids were getting air pistols too. At least they weren't shooting up high schools.

SallyP said...

Too bad all those kids with their snazzy snaps put their eyes out with that bb gun.

We joke, but the sad thing is, with all the weapons available to them, kids of that era would never have thought of half of the stuff that goes on nowadays. Because they knew their parents would kill them.

Now, get off my lawn!

Allergy said...

Really, what's more fun than looking at a picture of one of your classmates, er, studying?