Batman, quick! The Joker just escaped Arkham and is on a killing spree!
Oh. Never mind. I see you're busy.
So, we're back to the Avengers, it seems. Like I said before, it was a time for some good moments in the Avengers, including lines like this one:
I'm going to incorporate that into conversation at some point today. I hope you do the same.
So, blah, blah, blah... Kang the Conqueror, Thor and Moondragon in the Wild West, and Wanda decides it's her place to tell Iron Man how to use his own armor:
That is such a woman thing. Beloved will tell me to do things you would tell a three year-old, like not to step on dog poop in the yard. Mind you, she has lost two pairs of memory foam lined slippers in the last two weeks out there, but when it comes to avoiding the dog poop in the yard, I clearly need her help. I'm only a 41 year-old man.
Say, isn't it time for a visit from Ben and Phyliss Green from Jamaica, Queens?
Yeah it is, baby!
Friend Kyle thinks I am way too tough on Marvel heroines, which isn't true. I just don't like things that suck, like Storm, Sue Richards, the Wasp, the Scarlet Witch and Moondragon. However, Avengers #144 finally brought us a cool female character:
I always thought the Hellcat rocked, not only because of her risque name, but because I first saw her in the Defenders and usually I like any character that was in the Defenders. Except Moondragon. Who sucks.
See you tomorrow!