Ah, sleep. Sweet slumber, where I can regale myself with more fun from All-Star Comics #13!:
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Ahhhhhh! Uranus jokes! Coming at me faster than I can comment upon them!
Gotta watch out for the gas coming from Uranus.....
I'll save Uranus.... and mine too!
Don't stop dreaming on Uranus....
Whew! I'm taking a break from Uranus!
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I can't breathe, and yet my ability to speak is unaffected. Science is truly a mystery....
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They learn to speak to each other in mathematical equations.
Take that in for a second.
They are able to do their algebra homework together, and somehow this opens the door to near-instantaneous linguistic symmetry.
Those people who make The Rosetta Stone software are so screwed....
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Meanwhile, Wonder Woman has given up taking notes for the meetings of morons and gone off on an adventure of her own, where things are working out just fine:
but we can't end without:
Thank you! Thank you! Never let it said I don't ride a joke until even the local junior high kids are looking at me with a mixture of sympathy and disgust.
See you tomorrow!
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7 comments:
When Dr. Mid-Nite met that guy's ruler, was it English or Metric?
I think I'll give Charlie Hunnam and his hair another try before giving up on Sons of Anarchy. Maybe he'll fly a rocket to Uranus.
Who knew there was such wackiness on Uranus? Sandman, that's who!
And Wonder Woman really can't be blamed for taking a little time off for the orgy. Beats taking dictation.
I don't understand any of your jokes! Unless you pronounce that planet other than "U-ran-us".
michael, are you funning with me? Everyone knows the hilarious hijinx that ensue when you mispronounce it "your-anus".
I hate having to explain jokes. I can accept that they aren't funny, but I hate having to explain them....
Of course I'm funning with you! I've been using that Klingon joke in your title since you were in diapers...
Awesome episode, I love these crystal beings, that is what I love comics, always the best bizarre beings are created.
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