Thursday, September 4, 2008

Watch Out for Those Klingons Near Uranus Thursday!

Wow, did anyone catch Sons of Anarchy last night? When you can make life in a motorcycle gang boring, you've really accomplished something. After 38 minutes of our lives that we will never get back, Beloved and I cut our losses and went to bed.

Ah, sleep. Sweet slumber, where I can regale myself with more fun from All-Star Comics #13!:
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Ahhhhhh! Uranus jokes! Coming at me faster than I can comment upon them!


Gotta watch out for the gas coming from Uranus.....



I'll save Uranus.... and mine too!



Don't stop dreaming on Uranus....

Whew! I'm taking a break from Uranus!
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I can't breathe, and yet my ability to speak is unaffected. Science is truly a mystery....
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They learn to speak to each other in mathematical equations.

Take that in for a second.

They are able to do their algebra homework together, and somehow this opens the door to near-instantaneous linguistic symmetry.

Those people who make The Rosetta Stone software are so screwed....
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Meanwhile, Wonder Woman has given up taking notes for the meetings of morons and gone off on an adventure of her own, where things are working out just fine:



but we can't end without:


Thank you! Thank you! Never let it said I don't ride a joke until even the local junior high kids are looking at me with a mixture of sympathy and disgust.

See you tomorrow!

7 comments:

De said...

When Dr. Mid-Nite met that guy's ruler, was it English or Metric?

michaelrbn@aol.com said...

I think I'll give Charlie Hunnam and his hair another try before giving up on Sons of Anarchy. Maybe he'll fly a rocket to Uranus.

SallyP said...

Who knew there was such wackiness on Uranus? Sandman, that's who!

And Wonder Woman really can't be blamed for taking a little time off for the orgy. Beats taking dictation.

Michael Jones said...

I don't understand any of your jokes! Unless you pronounce that planet other than "U-ran-us".

Adam Barnett said...

michael, are you funning with me? Everyone knows the hilarious hijinx that ensue when you mispronounce it "your-anus".

I hate having to explain jokes. I can accept that they aren't funny, but I hate having to explain them....

Michael Jones said...

Of course I'm funning with you! I've been using that Klingon joke in your title since you were in diapers...

delossapos said...

Awesome episode, I love these crystal beings, that is what I love comics, always the best bizarre beings are created.


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