I know I make a lot of stupid jokes around here, and I'm usually proud of that. I don't see what's wrong with giving people a chuckle every day, and if that's all I'm ever known for, I think that's a life well spent.
But, folks, hear me now. If you remember nothing I ever put in this column, remember this: No matter who you are, no matter what your personal beliefs, no matter how wealthy or powerful you might be -
.... don't f*ck with Krypto.
What the heck? Were children smoking pipes in 1959? What's up with that?
And why is there a "no smoking" sign outdoors? What kind of America did we have going on back then? No wonder I don't understand most of what my grandfather says....
Oh, Roy, you never truly get over your first love, do you? But this can be a real growth experience if you channel that angst into something positive....
.... oh. Never mind.