I just couldn't let old Future-Man off the hook just yet:
That seems to happen a lot, especially in comics. If bad guys really want to stay hidden, why do they come up with an alias a 7 year-old could decode? That Selrahc Nosnam guy who just moved in next door sure does know how to throw a party! Hey, wait a minute....
Yes, because when we gain a little weight or our hair thins, men become unrecognizable shells of their former selves. Eeesh.
'Scuze me, but you bought a what from a who? I'll bet the story behind that transaction was more interesting than the story I just read! And mind you, this was before ebay had ever been invented!