Friday, January 11, 2008

The Velocity Kid, the Hoop-A-Jet, and Skittle Bowl Friday!


The Velocity Kid had to be the least popular super-hero in the history of the world. The guy's power comes from that siren on his chest that, near as I can tell, doesn't turn off. I mean, I'm sure Banshee wasn't exactly first picked to play kickball among the X-Men because of that shrieking thing, but at least he'd stop to take a breath every now and then.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEstop what you're doing, evildoers!EEEEEEEEEEEcan I be of assistanceEEEEEEEEEEEEdoes anyone want to split a pizzaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhy won't anyone talk to meEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........
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This has got to be the least stable form of transportation since the Black Racer slapped on those ridiculous skis. Does anyone care to hazard a guess as to what happens at the first strong cross-wind? Thump! Right on its side! With those jets still going and the Hoopster frantically trying to pull it back upright while laughing criminals are giving him the finger. Get a horse!

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Hey, hey! It's Skittle Bowl! I remember seeing a couple of these in my day. I can't imagine there not being all kinds of Skittle Bowl related injuries. There's not a kid alive who wouldn't think it funny to whip that ball around the post at breakneck speed, administering many a lump on the noggins of his opponents. Don't act like you don't see it.

5 comments:

Chris C said...

Holy crap Skittlebowl! Man is that going back some.

And is that hovering wheel thing even remotely feasible?

Dan said...

With the way Robbie is sitting there in the hoop-a-jet and those tubes coming from under the seat, do you think that he has a waste-disposal unit included?

SallyP said...

The Velocity Kid? Bwhahahahahahahah! No...really?

Bernhard said...

The Velocity Kid: finally, a hero less stealthy than Birdman.

Bryan M. White said...

That thing reminds me of the IT from South Park.