I admit I'm out of touch with today's society. Why millions of you tune into American Idol to watch one-dimensional talents perform glorified karaoke while only a handful of people will ever see this amazing little girl just boggles my mind.
But, hey, if I wasn't all grumpy about the world, it wouldn't be a very interesting column, would it? So, here is the first in a two-part series on how strong family values were back in the "good old days."
Apparently, remodelling was cause to lease out children by the month.... just the sort of thing you want to inflict on children whose foundations have already been shattered.
And how impulsive are the Kents about the whole thing? I've given more thought as to whether I should stop for gas...
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Grab yourself an orphan before it's too late! My prices are so low, I'm practically giving children away!
Now, now.... don't get to comfortable calling us "Ma" and "Pa." We'll be shipping your ass right back here before your butt makes a dent on our couch.
I can't wait to see how all this turns out tomorrow, can you?