Hope everyone had a great MLK weekend! Let's clean out the joke closet, shall we?
Remember last week, when Ma and Pa Kent were so lonely for their alien son that they adopted an alien son loaner for a month? Ever wonder what happened to him? Wonder no more!
Isn't it great how people used to toss big hunks of trash into the ocean and it was no big deal? Got a flaming wreckage and don't know where to put it? Well, screw the dolphins, because the ocean is really just the world's toilet, right?
The following is my last A Christmas Story reference of the season:
It was.... soap poisoning!
And I'm not saying I would be any less hysterical if I went blind, but I expect the so-called "World's Greatest Super-Hero" to be a little less wussified...
A beauty from eagle-eyed reader sPat:
I think that's overstating it, Perry. I'm sure Gay City doesn't have much of a social scene for women, but that hardly qualifies as dangerous....