Thursday, January 3, 2008
The Future's Sorta Bright.....
I have a tremendous brain capable of amazing mental powers.... just as all men will one day!
Every time I hear this, I just can't help but think we are deluding ourselves as a species. I mean, how much have our brains really evolved in the last three thousand years? Not much.
And what are we doing now to further the evolutionary process? Are our brains going to continue to improve with passing generations because we follow American Idol and can play on our X-Boxes for 12 hours without taking a bathroom break? I doubt this very much.
No, let's get real. Instead of enlarged craniums, we're going to have brains the size of chick peas and thumb muscles capable of burrowing through concrete. I have seen the future, Future Man, and I think the only thing you got right is probably the yellow jumpsuit.
Wow! Slow news day, was it? Big Robbery Two Weeks Ago And We Still Don't Know Anything. And that's front page news!