Sure, summer is almost over, but it's still dang hot! Sooooooo, let's learn water safety with Aquaman!
You know, they say there are some people who really just want to date themselves. Guess there's some truth to it. But c'mon, Aquaman! Focus!
So, what do you suppose Wolfie's plan was, exactly? I mean, if he's rescued, he'll look like a little baby who can't swim, and that's hardly going to make the chicks swoon. He should keep going with that asshat thing, though. Chicks dig that.
Right, Aquaman? Aquaman?
Dang it, Aquaman! Focus!