Tuesday, August 14, 2007

That's GOTTA Hurt!

For the benefit of my female readers, this is the last thing your guy wants to hear unless it is in reference to his performance as a male. I know, it makes no sense, but we want to be the source of the "Most Intense Experience You've Ever Felt." I don't care if you just got back from Mars, we still want that experience to pale in comparison to your "quality time" with us. Why doesn't she just tell him he's her best friend ever and get it over with?


Will said...

Then again... where exactly is his right hand?

Anonymous said...

I think the "intensity" she's speaking of is the "experience" of second and third degree burns---I mean the Torch has got to get pretty up there in terms of temperature in order to levitate just his body. And for the weight of two...??? Even if he can extinguish the flames on his arms (and we see in the picture he does NOT), the radient heat coming off the rest of him must be enough to parbroil the poor girl!