Thursday, July 3, 2014

You Can be More Beautiful, Charming and Popular! AT ONCE!

Dear Ones, there will be no post tomorrow due to the holiday weekend.  So, I'll see you back on Monday, okay?  But first....

A little glimpse into the future courtesy of an "imaginary tale" from Action Comics #338:

Yes, a "lawman with unlimited authority."  Let's think about that one for a second.  So, Superman can do whatever he wants to whomever he wants with no legal consequences or accountability whatsoever.  Yeah, that's a future to look forward to!

I prefer this overly-optimistic one from Golden Age Blue Beetle #27:

I want to know who these experts were that expected the helicopter to replace the automobile in everyday life.  Whoever they were, they clearly didn't understand that oil is a finite resource.  They also didn't seem to understand the concept of air traffic control.

But what does that matter when I can be beautiful, charming and popular?

I'm actually more intrigued by "How to Charm with Color."  Frankly, I'd rather just wear the charming color than go through all fifty-plus chapters of the main book.  It sounds like being charming involves an awful lot of work if you're having to compensate for not wearing a charming color.  But who am I to argue with science?


See you Monday!

1 comment:

Tracer Bullet said...

It's comforting to know sexism still exists in the future.